might as well build a time machine
Me and the little one, christmas day
It would appear I’m experiencing quite a good hair day.
Oh look its me sitting on a bridge somewhere at some point in my life.
My hand looks like that of a seventy year old man…
This is what’s known as extremely sexually attractive corduroy head gear. Correct.
I’m going to go buy some motivation juice…
Been unnecessarily tied up all day (tied up, I’m just too funny)
I need a shave, grubby grubby man.
I did my hair even though I have no intention of leaving the house. Thats the sort of dedication you can expect from me people.
I’m going to Naaaaarwich… yeah.
Who want’s a terrifyingly sharp photo of me getting my frown on?
It was pretty dry earlier.
Arguably the best photo of me sitting in a field of all time.